Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The Ten Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words
--(sent to me through email)
Welcome to my humor page! I don't have many jokes and humorous stories on these pages, but I hope you find them enjoyable. Most of the jokes and stories that are on these pages have been emailed to me from friends. As far as I know, the jokes are public domain and are not copyrighted. However, if I have unintentionally printed a copyrighted joke, please let me know and I will remove it from this site.
The "Weather Humor" page contains only a couple of jokes, although they are my personal favorites because I have a special interest in the weather. The "Weather Nut" Page contains a humorous list of "Top Ten Signs That You Might Be a Weather Nut," and it is my own creation. There is also the "Computer Humor" page. Finally, the "More Humor" page contains a variety of humorous topics.
Email me if you would like to suggest a joke for these pages!
Featured link: Click here to view the SNL spoof of Deal or No Deal.