"The Top Ten Signs That You Might Be a Weather Nut"
by Robert J. Ruhf
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(10) ...YOU SPEND MORE THAN THREE HOURS A DAY WATCHING THE WEATHER CHANNEL.
(9) ...YOU DRIVE AROUND TOWN WITH A DOPPLER RADAR ATTACHED TO THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR.
(8) ...YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEONE OVER A TRIVIAL WEATHER FACT.
(7) ...YOU WERE LATE TO YOUR SISTER'S WEDDING BECAUSE YOU WERE OUT CHASING A THUNDERSTORM.
(6) ...YOU NAMED YOUR CAT "BLIZZARD" AND YOUR DOG "STORMCHASER."
(5) ...INSTEAD OF RUNNING FOR THE BASEMENT WHEN A TORNADO IS SPOTTED, YOU RUN FOR THE VIDEO CAMERA.
(4) ...YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF AT LEAST FIVE PEOPLE ON THE WEATHER CHANNEL.
(3) ...YOU'VE CALCULATED THAT YOUR BACK DOOR PRODUCES A WIND CHILL EVERY TIME IT IS OPENED.
(2) ...YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS GROUNDHOG DAY.
(1) ...YOU HATED THE MOVIE "TWISTER" BECAUSE OF ITS UNREALISTIC POTRAYAL OF STORM CHASING, BUT YOU'VE SEEN IT AT LEAST SIX TIMES.
